Kirby the squatter

DAMMIT!!! DAMMIT!! DAMMIT!!! AND ONCE MORE DAMMIT!!!
Kirby is damned squatter. He just wont leave. And on top of that- he is making me sick again. I have been laid up for like 3 fucking days!!! Nannon took me to Dr. Peepants on Tuesday where I got a lecture about not drinking enough water. Well no shit Doc, I have been in a coma for the last few days. Cant drink when I am asleep. Douche bag... Also he proceeds to give me this lecture about how disappointed he is in the litho not working. Well guess what Smart Ass- ME FUCKING TOO!! Like I like taking time off from work, wearing weird hospital gowns and getting IVs plugged in to me. Yeah, that's the good time I was looking for. Idiot!!

So last night after two days of 102 fever, X hauls me in to the ER. (He hates hospitals, so I was proud of him taking one for the team.) We went in at like 10:30 and left at 5:30am. (Which BTW, 5:30am is the time to go to the ER- there was NO ONE THERE!!) So its discovered that I have some sort of raging infection that wont leave. Had to do all the IV stuff and meds. Well then they scare me about saying something about being septic. So I have to take ANOTHER day off work to go and visit my girl Jill, so she can tell me if my legs are gonna turn black and blow away. I haven't been this fucking sick in years, not since Mono. I am so tired of being tired. It feels like I ran a marathon when I walk down stairs. You know that little "life bar" on video games, well I am in the lower middle and there are alarms going off. I am about ready to jump in to the lake of fire and let the alligator eat me. No, just kidding- I am not going to do that. I am just going to change doctors and get this figured out. Kirby needs to go!! He's not even paying me rent, and he is just destroying property. He's a terrible tenant. Sorry gentle readers, I am just crabby and hurting.